this is what's inside my head.

20100108

is this a simpsons joke yet?

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Homer fucked up at work or something, I don't know. For whatever reason, the Simpson family is shopping at the discount supermarket. Let's call it Sortafresh.

Marge: Ehh. I don't know. I've never heard of "scrod" before.

CUT TO SIGN

"'SCROD' Compare to 'COD'"

--credit: Emily Benjamin (I didn't think of this, I just wanted an excuse to use my new "is this a simpsons joke yet?" graphic).

20100103

laptop: more than just a musical instrument

Lately I have been leaving my plugged-in laptop on my bed in the spot I most strongly suspect my butt to land when I return home from work.

Like a seat-warmer, except it feel less like you peed yourself.

Moss et Ideas, EXEUNT!